Emotionally Attached to Fictional Men Crewneck

You know that moment when you close the book, stare at the wall, and think,
“Cool, so my actual standards are now based on a man Colleen Hoover invented”?

Yeah. This crewneck is for that version of you.

This is not just a sweatshirt; it’s a formal declaration that you are in a long‑term, committed, probably‑unhealthy relationship with:

• The emotionally damaged men in Colleen Hoover books
• The golden retriever nerds in Ali Hazelwood
• The “I’m grumpy but only for you” heroes in Emily Henry & Lucy Score
• The morally questionable but weirdly hot guys in Freida McFadden
• The charming chaos kings in Tessa Bailey & Christina Lauren
• The slow‑burn soulmates in Taylor Jenkins Reid, Carley Fortune, Rebecca Serle, and Jojo Moyes

Real men: typing “wyd”
Fictional men: planning your dream library, working through their trauma in therapy, and monologuing about how you hung the moon.

Tell me again who’s the unrealistic one?

Product Vibe

This crewneck is for the woman who:

• Has a dedicated shelf just for book boyfriends
• Has cried over a character death in public and did not apologize
• Thinks airplane mode was invented so you can be unavailable while reading
• Has, at least once, finished a book and thought, “I cannot go to work tomorrow. I am in mourning.”

You’re not “single.” You’re “currently in a situationship with a fictional man and it’s complicated.”

Wear this while:

• Devouring your next CoHo emotional crisis
• Taking annotated, tabbed notes like an academic over an Ali Hazelwood STEM boy
• Rereading that one Emily Henry banter scene for “just one more time” (lies)
• Pretending you’re fine after another Taylor Jenkins Reid heartbreak
• Rebuilding your will to live after a Freida McFadden twist
• Daydreaming about cottage docks (Carley Fortune) and alternate timelines (Rebecca Serle)

Other Details You Probably Wanna Know...

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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